2012 Vintage: The Open

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door, it’s just me!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey won't...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

In 2003, we were all told to "just keep swimming." It was the yea...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

In 2010, we started sharing our lives through square photos and f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »

In 2015, the Force finally awakened. It was the year we all start...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

@Diablo_Cow_Level08/04/2008 13:25There is no cow level, but there is this joke!

@Titanic_Survivor07/08/2000 17:52I’ll never let go... of this joke.

@Patrick_Bateman_Fan08/08/2008 03:01Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?

@Wrestling_Nut10/12/2014 06:37Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!

@Ancient_Aliens_G03/10/1995 13:55I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.

@Clans_Leader_9907/24/2013 15:00Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!

@Hat_Tip_Sir02/03/2015 15:00M’lady... this joke is superb.

@I_See_What_You01/11/2000 13:15I see what you did there. Clever!