“Best Song Ever.” I told her it’s not the best song ever. She told me I’m “Old and Irrelevant.”
Part of the 67 Marriage Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Frozen” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
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