2024 Archive: The Olympic Breakdance

I tried to do the “Raygun” moves in the kitchen. My wife asked if I was having a seizure or if I just really hated our new floor tiles.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »

In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »

Everything is so fast. Now my wife’s "I told you so" reaches me ...read more »

The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »

It told me "One at a time, please." I was standing there alone. ...read more »

We got a robotic dog. It never needs to go out and it never bark...read more »

I’m wearing "Digital Clothes" on our video call. My wife told me...read more »

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your l...read more »

Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »

They turn opaque when I try to look at the neighbor’s new car. M...read more »

I tried to leave the house after a fight, but the smart car lock...read more »

In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »

@CoolSkater9801/23/2001 16:07Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@Retro_Gamer_Girl02/28/1995 16:28Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!

@Overclocker_Pro02/20/1998 04:49My CPU is running hot after this one!

@Rick_Roller_0710/01/2004 13:37Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!

@Trogdor_Burn12/16/1997 10:48Burninating the countryside with laughter!

@Not_Bad_Obama07/13/2012 03:40Not bad. Not bad at all.