Why did the dad put his stapler in Jell-O? He wanted to see if his humor was “set” for the workplace.
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The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
3D laughs are the best!
I’ll mention this in my next episode!