2000 Archive: The Nokia Ringtone

A guy’s phone plays the classic Nokia tune. The bartender says, “That’s the sound of the future… and a headache.”

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@Flash_Animator01/23/2009 18:58I should make a stickman movie about this.

@Floppy_Drive_Buzz02/19/2004 02:15The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.

@Bill_Ted_Excell11/05/2000 04:03Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!

@Doge_Much_Funny02/02/2002 14:35Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.

@Tagged_Network02/23/2009 00:35You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!