I told her I’m building an ark. She said, “Build a bookshelf first, like you promised in 2012.”
Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Interstellar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Holo-Chef
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65 Marriage Jokes: The 2025 “GPT-5 & Digital Twins” Edition
In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »
A recent study has found that...
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2025 Archive: The AI Blockbuster
We saw the first movie written, directed, and acted entirely by ...read more »
66 Marriage Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite & Thanos” Edition
In 2018, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Tha...read more »
68 Marriage Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, marriage was about the high-stakes introduction of Siri ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Aura Tracker
My watch told me I lost 500 "Aura points" for forgetting to say ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 6G Connection
Everything is so fast. Now my wife’s "I told you so" reaches me ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Hologram Mother-in-Law
My wife installed a 3D hologram of her mother in the guest room....read more »
The First Date Memory
Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly.I told my w...read more »
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“All marriages are happy–it’s the living...
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57 Marriage Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »
The Marriage Counselor
Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »
The Romantic Dinner
Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »
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