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2014 Vintage: The Noah Movie

 I told her I’m building an ark. She said, “Build a bookshelf first, like you promised in 2012.”

Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Interstellar” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@MIRC_Ghost06/09/2011 15:34Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
@Web_Master_Flex11/01/2011 03:39I am adding this to my links page right now.
@Fresh_Prince_Will05/09/1997 05:52Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
@Bernie_Mittens05/09/2011 15:19I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
@Orkut_Member_9902/04/2009 13:46A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
@Keep_Calm_Fan07/25/2015 18:42Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.
@Slow_Clap_Guy01/06/2013 11:09...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!
@Influencer_9902/04/2010 06:21My followers need to see this!

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