2019 Vintage: The Noah

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you’re still not opening!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Espresso. / Espresso who? / Espre...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

In 2006, we stopped just sitting on the couch and started swingin...read more »

In 2017, we were all spinning circles—literally. From the Fidget ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »

In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »

@Duke_Nukem_Fan11/07/2002 20:18I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@Toy_Story_Woody04/13/2004 07:40There is a joke in my boot!

@Snatch_Mickey02/11/2000 18:51Do ya like dags? And jokes?

@Arthur_Fist_Fan03/24/2014 03:09My fist is clenched... with joy!

@PopUp_Blocker_X06/01/2009 08:53I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.

@Troll_Face_Real02/07/2004 11:10Problem? No, just laughs!