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2024 Vintage: The Neuralink

 I told her I’m going to get a chip in my brain. She said, “Maybe they can install a ‘Common Sense’ module.”

Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse & AI Overlords” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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2017 Joke: My Wife And I
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2025 Vintage: The VR Divorce
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2025 Legacy: The Choice
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@QuickTime_Viewer06/10/2003 23:41Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
@Courage_Dog07/11/2012 14:46The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
@Blink_Tag_User05/08/2000 13:07<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
@About_Dot_Com01/13/2005 06:14The human guide to online humor.
@Flickr_User_0411/03/1999 12:02A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
@Xanga_Skin_Maker02/02/2003 20:54This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
@Aliens_Guy_Hair09/15/1995 02:17I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!

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