2001 Classic: The Neon Sign

The neon sign says “Bud,” but the “B” is out. The guy says, “I’ll have a ‘ud’, please.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Resident_Evil_Z08/14/2004 05:08Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!

@Austin_Powers_Groovy06/26/2004 04:34Groovy, baby! Very groovy.

@White_Goodman_G08/26/1995 11:29We’re better than you, and we know it!

@PeanutButter_J02/26/2008 04:32It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?

@Slashdot_Effect05/11/2011 19:09We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!

@Tuenti_Specialist04/03/2008 05:27A classic from the Spanish web too!