2004 Legacy: The National Treasure

A guy starts looking under the bar stools. The bartender asks, “What are you doing?” The guy says, “Looking for the Declaration of Independence.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Netscape_Ninja05/11/1997 19:57Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.

@Forrest_Gump_8809/15/2004 09:22Internet is like a box of chocolates...

@Thundercats_Ho07/30/2006 11:10Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)

@AOL_Chat_Veteran05/17/2005 18:41Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.

@LonelyGirl15_F01/13/2008 16:14Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!