2016 Vintage: The My Life

I told her my life is an open book. She said, “Yeah, a ‘picture book’—lots of images, very little plot.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

It detects my snoring and tilts the mattress until I roll off on...read more »

In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »

In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »

It’s even more angular. My wife said it looks like a kitchen app...read more »

Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »

In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »

In 2009, marriage was about navigating the "blue" obsession of&nb...read more »

My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »

In 1999, marriage was a mix of pre-millennial tension and tech-dr...read more »

A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »

A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station....read more »

Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »

It mowed the lawn into the shape of my wife’s face. I told her i...read more »

@Internet_Explorer_308/26/2002 00:27Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!

@Ebay_Sniper03/25/2004 04:44Bid 10/10 for this humor!

@Hanson_Fan_9704/14/1995 13:14Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!

@Offspring_Guy07/18/2011 03:11The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.

@Slashdot_Effect12/18/1999 21:54We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!

@I_See_What_You02/11/1998 15:13I see what you did there. Clever!

@Viewer_Number_104/17/2013 16:15First! And it’s funny!