2020 Vintage: The Mute

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / (Silence). / (Silence) who? / Sorry, I was on mute! Can you hear me now?

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

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@Silicon_Valley_Fan04/01/2013 22:28This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.

@Winamp_Playlist08/03/2012 20:32Shuffling... and this joke came up first!

@Donny_V_ShutUp03/26/2006 13:23Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@Ancient_Aliens_G09/02/2007 20:28I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.

@One_Does_Not_S03/10/2006 23:08One does not simply read one joke.

@Happy_Tree_Fans05/13/2009 05:32So cute, yet so funny! LOL!

@Social_Media_G11/10/1995 09:11I’m going to poke you for this joke!