Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up!
Part of the 53 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2019 Endgame Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Vintage: The Otto
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mustache
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »
48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2017 Spinner & Switch Edition
In 2017, we were all spinning circles—literally. From the Fidget ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Annie
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »
51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2012 Apocalypse Edition
In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Police
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »
2025 Archive: The Theodore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »
44 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2020 Lockdown Edition
In 2020, the front door became the most exciting part of the hous...read more »
49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2024 Espresso & Olympic Edition
In 2024, we were all "working late 'cause we're singers" and navi...read more »
2025 Classic: The Police
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »
😜 More from category: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Vintage: The Owl
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Final
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Archiwum. / Archiwum who? / Archiw...read more »
42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition
In 1997, the world was changing fast. We were mourning icons, wat...read more »
45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2022 Maverick Edition
In 2022, the movies were big, the viral moments were shocking, an...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
Laughing is as laughing does.
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>