2011 Legacy: The Mustache

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Beetlejuice. / Beetlejuice who? /...read more »

In 2006, we stopped just sitting on the couch and started swingin...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know bet...read more »

In 2018, we were all asking "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." It...read more »

In 2004, the social landscape changed forever. From the launch of...read more »

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all...read more »

In 2010, we started sharing our lives through square photos and f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

@Floppy_Disk_Hero04/11/2010 12:16I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.

@Lion_King_Simba10/15/2000 22:17Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.

@Twister_Chaser09/12/2004 05:20A F5 of a joke! Intense!

@Rugrats_Tommy06/29/1995 02:25A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!

@Bill_Ted_Excell07/08/1998 02:29Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!

@Charlie_Bit_Me01/05/2013 12:56Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@Harambe_Memories01/22/2006 17:03Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).

@Web_Crawler_9612/22/2002 16:51Crawled my way to this hilarious page.