2007 Legacy: The Mustache

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

In 2018, we were all asking "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." It...read more »

In 2005, the internet changed forever with the upload of "Me at t...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a gre...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! ...read more »

In 2006, we stopped just sitting on the couch and started swingin...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Archiwum. / Archiwum who? / Archiw...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

@Tripod_Member03/22/1999 17:13Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.

@ICQ_Classic02/24/2006 03:44That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!

@Msdos_Expert01/10/1995 16:49DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!

@Agent_Smith_0101/11/2003 12:25It is inevitable... you will laugh.

@Zoolander_Mug09/28/2015 14:35I’m a merman! A merman laughing!

@Jackie_Chan_Wut08/19/2012 12:19My mind is blown by how funny this is.