I told her I’m a Muppet of a man. She said, “No, you’re just a ‘Very Manly Muppet’ who likes to sing in the shower.”
Part of the 68 Marriage Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & Skyrim” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Bed Space
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We got a bot to help with the chores. It refused to clean my off...read more »
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In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »
67 Marriage Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Frozen” Edition
In 2013, marriage was about navigating the "Selfie" craze, trying...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Compromise” Edition
In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Bed
It detects my snoring and tilts the mattress until I roll off on...read more »
The Morning Person
Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »
61 Marriage Jokes: The 2010 “Instagram & Inception” Edition
In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »
A recent study has found that...
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weig...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »
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“All marriages are happy–it’s the living...
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In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »
63 Marriage Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille” Edition
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It’s even more angular. My wife said it looks like a kitchen app...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
The coolest joke in the zip code.
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!
I see what you did there. Clever!
There’s an app for that? No, just this site!
Tapping my way to a good mood.