Skip to content
Home » The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025 » 2017 Classic: The Mudbound

2017 Classic: The Mudbound

 I told her I’m a farmer. She said, “You can’t even keep a cactus alive, Greg.”

Part of the 62 Marriage Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

64 Marriage Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition
In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »
63 Marriage Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille” Edition
In 2009, marriage was about navigating the "blue" obsession of&nb...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom” Edition
In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Halo 3” Edition
In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »
2025 Classic: The Bio-Metric Grocery
 I tried to buy cookies, but the store wouldn't let me because my...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K & Party Like It’s...” Edition
In 1999, marriage was a mix of pre-millennial tension and tech-dr...read more »
2025 Classic: The VR Gym
 I told her I’m training to be a gladiator. She said, "You’re jus...read more »
The Anniversary Gift
Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Virtual Wardrobe
 I’m wearing "Digital Clothes" on our video call. My wife told me...read more »
My wife and I were happy...
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »

😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

The Silent Treatment
When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »
When a couple gets married, why...
When a couple gets married, why is it that the woman changes her ...read more »
A recent study has found that...
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weig...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto” Edition
In 2021, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of planning...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AskJeeves_Fan01/23/2001 12:50Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
@Hotmail_Checker02/04/2011 10:06Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
@Harry_Potter_Hermione11/20/2000 03:18It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei09/30/2009 01:05You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Party_On_Garth05/16/2009 02:40I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
@Baxter_The_Dog09/22/2000 03:57Bark! (He says it’s funny).
@I_See_What_You09/08/1997 07:18I see what you did there. Clever!

Yearly Joke Archive

Leave a Reply

Human Humor: Eco

We use 0% cookies and no tracking. Saving energy and protecting your privacy.