I told her I’m a farmer. She said, “You can’t even keep a cactus alive, Greg.”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
I see what you did there. Clever!