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2009 Legacy: The Monitor

 Why did the blonde put sunglasses on her monitor? She said the “Windows” were too bright today.

Part of the 43 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2009 Archive archive. Historically Verified

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@Yahoo_Directory05/18/2006 05:28Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
@Voodoo_3dfx04/17/2007 03:44The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@Antivirus_Pro10/28/2009 10:07No viruses here, just good vibes.
@Beavis_Cornholio08/04/2005 22:34I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
@Flashdance_What10/09/2010 12:48What a feeling! (Being funny).
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@Not_Bad_Obama01/27/1996 18:48Not bad. Not bad at all.
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