Impossible 2: I tried to do the slow-motion jump. I hit the coffee table. Mission: Failed.
Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Bio-Metric Grocery
I tried to buy cookies, but the store wouldn't let me because my...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Multiverse” Edition
In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »
66 Marriage Jokes: The 2006 “Wii & Twitter” Edition
In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Lighting
It turns red when I’m about to say something stupid. The house h...read more »
59 Marriage Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & App Store” Edition
In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the hous...read more »
2021 Joke: I Asked My Wife
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »
2025 Legacy: The AI Gardener
It mowed the lawn into the shape of my wife’s face. I told her i...read more »
2025 Classic: The VR Gym
I told her I’m training to be a gladiator. She said, "You’re jus...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Toaster
It burned "I HATE YOU" into my toast. I told my wife she needs t...read more »
57 Marriage Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Romantic Dinner
Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »
2024 Joke: Marriage Is When A
Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »
What’s the difference between love and...
What’s the difference between love and marriage?
Love is blind b...read more »
The In-Law Visit
Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
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Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
At least I have chicken... and this joke!
My followers need to see this!