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2000 Vintage: The Mission

Impossible 2: I tried to do the slow-motion jump. I hit the coffee table. Mission: Failed.

Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Home_Alone_Kevin07/10/2006 16:28Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@Net_Addict_200011/18/2012 19:06My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
@Dial_Up_King03/18/2015 19:03Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
@Hanson_Fan_9702/18/2002 14:18Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
@Karate_Kid_Wax11/01/2015 14:23Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
@Wayne_World_Ex10/13/2015 22:38Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
@Confused_Travolta07/21/2014 22:06Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
@Leeroy_Jenkins09/05/2002 03:00At least I have chicken... and this joke!
@Influencer_9906/05/2003 08:36My followers need to see this!

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