1998 Archive: The Mirror Test

How do you know a lawyer is lying? His ties are usually straight, but his stories aren’t.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Finding value in the most unexpected places.What’s the difference...read more »

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A lawyer sued the concept of "Real Time." He argued that "Billab...read more »

Making sure the family gets their fair share... of the bill.Where...read more »

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In 2021, the legal world learned that people would pay $69 millio...read more »

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Time is money, especially when it’s someone else’s time.A lawyer ...read more »

Why did the judge use a digital gavel? To "mute" any lawyer whos...read more »

Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »

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@Tamagotchi_Dad02/19/1997 09:28Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.

@Home_Alone_Kevin02/06/2002 22:17Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.

@Hackers_Movie_Fan10/10/2000 17:01Hack the planet! And read the jokes!

@Brazil_Terry_G08/14/1999 21:02Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.

@Tony_Hawk_Pro05/15/1995 07:36Just landed a 900 while reading this!

@Hat_Tip_Sir07/05/1996 16:23M’lady... this joke is superb.

@Rage_Comic_Fan10/07/2007 23:59FFFFFUUUUU-nny!

@Futurama_Fry_M09/02/1999 21:21Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.