1997 Vintage: The Mirror Test

How does a lawyer know he’s still alive? He checks if his breath fogs up a billable invoice.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2013, the legal world went viral. It was the year of "Selfie" ...read more »

Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »

A lawyer used the headset to see a "truth-meter" over the witnes...read more »

In 2007, the world went "Smart," and the legal profession went "M...read more »

Working hard to make sure you have nothing left to lose.I won my ...read more »

In 2016, the boundary between reality and digital life vanished. ...read more »

A lawyer used a "Holographic Bluff." He made it look like he was...read more »

Why did the judge use a digital gavel? To "mute" any lawyer whos...read more »

A lawyer's office chair told him to "get to work." He sued the c...read more »

In 2015, "the dress" divided families, and the Apple Watch conque...read more »

He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »

In 2003, the legal world was obsessed with "Digital Rights Manage...read more »

A lawyer wanted to be buried with a "Fast Charging Cable" just i...read more »

Reading the fine print of an eternal agreement.The Devil told a l...read more »

@CyberSteve12/11/1995 14:08Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.

@Pizza_Pizza_9907/12/2014 12:09Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.

@DVD_Rom_King01/24/1998 23:01More capacity for humor on this site!

@Silk_Road_Ghost01/08/1996 02:28Trading jokes in the shadows.

@Napoleon_Dyna11/30/2006 10:15Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!

@Step_Brothers_B05/04/2011 00:35Did we just become best friends? Yup!

@First_World_P11/02/2015 04:01My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.