Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lost!
Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2017 Spinner & Switch Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Archive: The Tank
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Mikey
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2025 Vintage: The Abbott
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Needle
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle li...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Ice Cream
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Ida
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Doris
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »
49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2024 Espresso & Olympic Edition
In 2024, we were all "working late 'cause we're singers" and navi...read more »
2025 Archive: The Luke
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Hatch
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! ...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The Lettuce
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49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2008 Heroic Edition
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2024 Classic: The Lettuce
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!