2007 Classic: The Mikey

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lost!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »

In 1998, we were busy upgrading our RAM and worrying about Y2K, b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

In 2004, the social landscape changed forever. From the launch of...read more »

Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

@Internet_Explorer_308/04/2000 10:12Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!

@Shrek_Ogrelord03/29/2005 18:03Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!

@SimCity_Mayor05/12/2006 06:48Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!

@Starship_Troopers12/23/2008 20:05I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).

@Powerpuff_Bubbs05/23/2015 07:16Sugar, spice, and everything funny!

@Habbo_Hotel_Fan04/18/2000 07:51Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!

@Shut_Up_Money06/18/2013 05:40Shut up and take my laughter!