2004 Legacy: The Metacritic

My husband won’t see a movie unless it has a green score. I told him he didn’t check my “score” before we got married and look where we are.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

“A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before ...read more »

In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »

My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »

It sucked up my car keys and refused to give them back until I c...read more »

Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »

In 2011, marriage was about the high-stakes introduction of Siri ...read more »

In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the hous...read more »

It burned "I HATE YOU" into my toast. I told my wife she needs t...read more »

In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »

It mowed the lawn into the shape of my wife’s face. I told her i...read more »

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weig...read more »

In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »

It told us we’re a "Low-Compatibility Unit." I told it to shut u...read more »

@AOL_Surfer08/05/2011 13:25You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!

@Big_Lebowski_Dude07/17/2012 21:44The Dude abides... this joke.

@Ancient_Aliens_G12/18/2001 08:07I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.

@Frame_Set_Wizard06/26/1996 11:57I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.

@Happy_Tree_Fans03/24/2004 13:18So cute, yet so funny! LOL!