A guy says “Success Kid” when his card actually gets approved.
Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The ChatGPT-6
"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »
The Helium Exit
A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & World Cup” Edition
In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Moscow Mule
The copper mug remains the most stable element in the universe.P...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Ice Cube
"I'm a hand-carved sphere. I'm very demure."Part of the 58 Bar J...read more »
The Salt Shaker
Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Ending
"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »
2025 Classic: The Analog Whiskey
A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »
The Roman Drink
Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »
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The Bear Patience
Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Robot Bouncer
"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »
65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition
In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition
In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.