Three girls walk into a bar on a Wednesday. The bartender says, “Sorry, I can’t serve you.” The girls ask, “Why?” The bartender says, “You’re not wearing pink. You can’t sit with us.”
Part of the 77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Crypto-Crash Survivor
A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition
In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »
64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition
In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »
The Past Tense
Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »
72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice Girls” Edition
In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »
74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era” Edition
In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »
58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload” Edition
In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition
In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 1995 “Neon Signs & Jukebox” Edition
In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »
2024 Classic: The Dune
Part Two: A guy walks in wearing a stillsuit and riding a giant w...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Vertical Farm Garnish
"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »
37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2006 “Very Nice!” Edition
In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »
2025 Classic: The Lab-Grown Lager
"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »
The Roman Drink
Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
The power of three... laughs!
Simply posh humor. I love it.
Trading jokes in the shadows.
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
What a feeling! (Being funny).
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!