My husband thinks he’s a sea captain now. He calls the hallway “the starboard side.”
Part of the 69 Marriage Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & Friendster” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition
In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI Ghost
I told her I’m being haunted by a dead AI. She said, "That’s jus...read more »
“A couple had been married for...
“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »
2025 Classic: The Bio-Metric Grocery
I tried to buy cookies, but the store wouldn't let me because my...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »
2021 Joke: I Asked My Wife
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »
The Remote Control
The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Neural-Shopping
I thought about a sandwich. A drone delivered one five minutes l...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 6G Connection
Everything is so fast. Now my wife’s "I told you so" reaches me ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Autonomous Lawn
The grass grows to a certain height and then "retracts." I told ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Compromise” Edition
In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse & AI Overlords” Edition
In 2024, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the Tota...read more »
The Social Media Post
The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Holo-Chef
I told her the AI chef is better than her. She told the AI chef ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
I am listening... and I am laughing.
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.