A woman walks in with a talking umbrella.
Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Bio-Metric Pour
The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »
65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition
In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & World Cup” Edition
In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vision Pro 2
A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »
2025 Archive: The Holographic Happy Hour
A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 1995 “Neon Signs & Jukebox” Edition
In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »
The Three-Inch Man
A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »
2025 Archive: The Robot Bouncer
"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »
69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition
In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
71 Bar Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Euro Currency” Edition
In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition
In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Ice Cube
"I'm a hand-carved sphere. I'm very demure."Part of the 58 Bar J...read more »
2024 Legacy: The It Ends With Us
A woman walks in with a bouquet of flowers and a complicated rel...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It really whips the llama's ass!
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
Could this joke BE any funnier?
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!