2001 Classic: The Martini Twist

A guy orders a Chocolate Martini. The bartender says, “One alcoholic dessert, coming up.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Nokia_Snake_Champ02/23/1995 23:12Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!

@StreetFighter_Ken03/26/2008 09:24Hadouken of a joke! Boom!

@ChatRoom_Queen12/11/2012 02:50A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!

@Better_Off_Dead09/15/2012 21:40I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@Marquee_Text_Fan05/25/2005 02:59<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>

@Everquest_Solo04/01/2006 03:50Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.

@Deal_With_It_G10/18/2003 07:15Deal with it. This is gold.