1998 Vintage: The Martini Shake

A bartender shakes a martini so hard his fedora falls off.

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@Geocities_Builder12/10/1996 01:00I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!

@StarWars_Nerd05/13/1999 15:58The farce is strong with this one!

@Cheers_Norm11/11/2000 01:52Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.

@DVD_Rom_King11/22/2007 13:43More capacity for humor on this site!

@Gnutella_User05/01/2000 10:21Peer-to-peer laughing!

@PeanutButter_J04/03/2000 23:15It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?

@Wall_Post_Hero06/14/1999 00:50Posting this to my own wall right now!