1997 Vintage: The Mars Rover

NASA landed a rover on Mars. My wife wants to know why they can find life on a red planet but I can’t find the butter in the fridge.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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@CyberSteve10/18/2004 13:00Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.

@CoolSkater9804/19/2000 12:52Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@Coffee_Addict09/04/2000 18:10404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!

@Pentium_Power06/09/2009 00:28My processor can barely handle this much humor!

@Karate_Kid_Wax05/10/2013 23:56Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.

@Blue_Your_My_Boy03/24/1996 05:12You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!

@Badger_Badger_M10/18/2014 23:12Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!

@About_Dot_Com05/01/1996 00:01The human guide to online humor.