2004 Classic: The Maroon 5

A guy says, “She will be loved.” The bartender says, “Not at 3 AM she won’t.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »

The copper mug remains the most stable element in the universe.P...read more »

A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »

A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »

In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »

Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »

A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »

In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »

Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »

A girl orders an Espresso Martini and says, "I’m working late, c...read more »

In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

A guy shows a photo of a tiny, sweaty hippo. The bartender says,...read more »

@Y2K_Bug_Hunter06/17/2009 09:52The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!

@Pentium_Power07/30/2015 20:36My processor can barely handle this much humor!

@Pi_Mathematics10/21/2008 12:05Finding the patterns in the humor.

@Starship_Troopers09/11/1998 13:47I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).

@Ninja_Turtle_R03/21/2002 03:35Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.

@Noob_Slayer_X04/22/1998 01:53Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.