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2009 Classic: The Margarita

 “Saltier than a guy whose FarmVille crops died.”

Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@BBS_Veteran09/07/2005 18:40Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
@Ebay_Sniper08/25/2000 14:44Bid 10/10 for this humor!
@CatDog_Alone11/07/2014 19:11One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
@Sailor_Moon_Cry07/28/2001 10:30In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
@Thundercats_Ho06/27/2009 01:16Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
@Retweet_King06/03/1999 06:01RT if you think this is funny!

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