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2007 Classic: The Margarita

 “Saltier than a MySpace user looking at Facebook.”

Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WAP_Navigator09/24/1995 03:25Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
@Ace_Ventura_Pet05/20/1997 12:12Alrighty then! Super funny.
@Hackers_Movie_Fan01/14/2012 12:53Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
@Salt_Bae_Original09/13/2013 13:39Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
@Ring_Member_9805/14/1995 11:09Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
@Blogger_Default08/22/1997 03:58Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
@Runescape_Noob10/19/2002 06:05Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
@Maplestory_Kid09/14/2001 01:19@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
@Stick_Death_Fan04/17/1996 23:45Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
@Fred_Channel_0602/05/1999 11:06HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!

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