2008 Vintage: The Manhattan

“A drink for the city that never sleeps… because it’s worried about the market.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »

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A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »

In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »

Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »

In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »

Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »

A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »

"The Dude abides the AI revolution."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: Th...read more »

A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »

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"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

@Pikachu_Fan_8809/26/2011 05:56Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!

@USB_Pioneer10/15/2015 13:36Plug and Play laughter!

@Abe_Sapien_Fan11/15/2009 09:26I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!

@Linkin_Park_Fan07/13/1996 10:56In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!

@Korn_Follower11/26/2009 02:37Are you ready?! (For this joke).

@Double_Rainbow_G06/24/1997 05:10What does it mean?! It’s so funny!

@Reddit_Original09/03/2000 08:13The front page of the internet... in 1999!

@GG_WP_9804/23/2000 02:01Good game, well played. This is a winner.

@Annoying_Orange08/13/2006 01:47Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!