2023 Archive: The Maestro

I told her I’m a conductor. She said, “Conduct yourself to the grocery store then.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly.I told my w...read more »

In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »

"Should we get the iBrain upgrade?" "Will it make you remember t...read more »

Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »

It detects when I’m "hogging" it and sends a small electric shoc...read more »

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »

Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »

In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »

Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »

In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »

The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »

He started a show where he interviews himself. I told him he’s h...read more »

My watch told me I lost 500 "Aura points" for forgetting to say ...read more »

My wife installed a 3D hologram of her mother in the guest room....read more »

@Zelda_Link05/02/2000 07:16It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.

@Dreamcast_Gamer05/06/2013 02:09Thinking is definitely funny today.

@Hanson_Fan_9712/14/2002 17:19Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!

@Fight_Club_Tyler04/28/2007 01:50The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!

@Marla_Singer_Fan10/02/2000 07:16A joke for the end of the world.

@Friday_Rebecca06/02/2003 16:27Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!

@Harambe_Memories08/29/2009 17:51Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).

@Retro_End_User01/31/1997 06:13The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.