2012 Legacy: The Macklemore

“Thrift Shop.” I told her I’m gonna pop some tags. She said, “You’re only allowed to spend twenty dollars in your pocket.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

“All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that ...read more »

The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »

I told her I’m leaving her my "Skins" in my will. She said, "I w...read more »

Fixing things around the house... or making them worse.My wife as...read more »

What’s the difference between love and marriage? Love is blind b...read more »

In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »

In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »

In 2021, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of planning...read more »

The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »

I’m wearing "Digital Clothes" on our video call. My wife told me...read more »

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »

In 2013, marriage was about navigating the "Selfie" craze, trying...read more »

Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »

I tried to leave the house after a fight, but the smart car lock...read more »

@Sega_Genesis_Kid01/16/2001 19:21Better than 16-bit graphics!

@GameBoy_Color07/29/2010 23:32Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.

@AskJeeves_Fan12/19/2010 04:49Jeeves really delivered a good one today.

@Fight_Club_Member08/02/1996 05:23I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.

@Bill_Nye_Fan04/03/2005 22:03Science rules! But jokes are a close second.

@Rocket_Power_9912/02/2010 10:46We are riders! On a mission to laugh!

@Top_List_Winner01/20/2015 02:58Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!

@Safari_Surfer05/22/2010 22:55A wild laugh appeared!