Why were the dinosaurs in San Diego? Because even a T-Rex wanted to see what all the fuss about the Macarena was about before it died out again.
Part of the 34 Celebrity Jokes: The 1997 “Near, Far, Wherever You Are” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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That still only counts as one laugh!
I knew you’d laugh at this.
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Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
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So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
My followers need to see this!