Why did the dad get confused by the TV show Lost? Because he couldn’t find the “remote” (control).
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
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Why are ghosts bad liars?
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Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
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Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
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