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2012 Classic: The London Olympics

 A guy tries to pole-vault over the bar counter. The bouncer gives him a 9.5 for form but a 0 for common sense and throws him out.

Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Java_Script_Kid09/19/2009 15:59Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
@Y2K_Ready07/22/2003 02:05If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
@AskJeeves_Fan10/27/2003 21:28Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
@Men_In_Black_K09/04/2014 16:28We are the best kept secret... of humor.
@Mean_Girls_Regina09/21/2005 10:45Get in loser, we are going laughing!
@Twelve_Monkeys_F09/18/2003 17:16The future is laughing at us.
@Green_Day_Fan11/25/2012 23:13Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
@Old_School_Frank06/27/2004 11:00We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
@Blue_Your_My_Boy07/04/2010 12:42You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
@Everquest_Solo05/08/2002 12:39Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.

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