2017 Classic: The Logan

An old guy with claws (well, long fingernails) orders a whiskey. “It’s been a long run, kid.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »

"The weather report for November."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The ...read more »

Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »

A guy runs into the bar really fast and hits the wall.Part of th...read more »

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »

A guy walks into a bar on April 8th wearing cardboard glasses. H...read more »

A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »

A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »

A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »

@Y2K_Ready09/15/2013 21:22If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.

@Zip_Drive_Owner07/22/2004 20:50Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@Pretty_In_Pink08/06/2003 00:29Classic 80s humor. Love it.

@This_Is_Fine_Dog02/10/1998 02:39Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.

@AOL_Chat_Veteran10/19/1999 22:25Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.

@Last_Commenter11/03/1996 03:33Saving the best laugh for last!