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2012 Vintage: The “Locked Out of Heaven”

 Bruno Mars sounds like The Police now. I’m okay with it; my dad is confused by it.

Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of Days archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@StarWars_Nerd05/10/2004 03:05The farce is strong with this one!
@Titanic_Jack10/27/2002 00:11I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@Myspace_First_Friend08/14/2012 18:38I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
@WiFi_Zero_One02/21/2010 07:04Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
@Prestige_World_W03/18/2001 10:39Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
@Hamster_Dance_X10/08/2013 20:47Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
@Double_Rainbow_G12/30/2008 21:58What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
@Rocket_Jumper10/25/2012 08:29This humor took me to new heights!
@I_See_What_You08/14/2007 14:44I see what you did there. Clever!

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