Bruno Mars sounds like The Police now. I’m okay with it; my dad is confused by it.
Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of Days archive. Historically Verified
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68 Observational One-Liners: The 2015 Reality Glitch
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2025 Classic: The "Instant Skill" AI
I just "learned" how to play the piano because an AI is projecti...read more »
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I’m currently doing everything in a very cutesy, very modest way...read more »
63 Observational One-Liners: The 2021 Hybrid Reality
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2025 Vintage: The Vision Pro "Public" Era
I just saw three people at a bus stop wearing headsets, waving a...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The farce is strong with this one!
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
This humor took me to new heights!
I see what you did there. Clever!