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2005 Archive: The LiveStrong Bracelet

 Why did the blonde wear ten yellow bracelets? She thought she was “ten times stronger” than Lance Armstrong.

Part of the 41 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2005 Archive archive. Historically Verified

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@MIRC_Ghost12/25/2002 19:34Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
@Palm_Pilot_User06/29/2015 03:45Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
@SouthPark_Stan09/17/2000 06:52Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
@Fresh_Prince_Will04/16/2001 13:16Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
@CRT_Degauss07/05/2008 07:39BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
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@GL_HF_Runner01/26/2002 05:03Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!

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