2020 Classic: The Little Sun

Why did the sun go to the doctor? It was feeling “light-headed.”

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »

Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a henweigh. Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »

Because you can see right through them.read more »

Kid: Dad, how do I look? Dad: With your eyes.read more »

Kid: I had a thought. Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »

They’d crack each other up.read more »

Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »

Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt? A: It’s a big waist ...read more »

In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »

Nacho cheese.read more »

In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »

Q: Where do penguins keep their money? A: In a snowbank!read more »

Kid: What time is it? Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »

In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »

@AltaVista_Pro11/01/2015 22:19Best result I ever found on a search engine.

@Seinfeld_George10/15/2014 09:56What is the deal with these funny jokes?

@Malware_Hunter10/10/2008 14:07Scanning... Laughs detected!

@Wild_Thornberry07/24/2001 00:12Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

@Happy_Tree_Fans01/25/1997 10:52So cute, yet so funny! LOL!

@Believe_It_Or_N04/25/2003 23:22I choose to believe it’s funny.

@Web_2_0_Fan01/31/2000 01:02This is the future of humor!