Why did the sun go to the bank? To get some “liquid” assets.
Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 “Tube-ular” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
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Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
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Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
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Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.