Why did the moon go to the bank? To change its “quarters.”
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Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
You got it, dude! Hilarious.
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
We created a monster... of a joke!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!