What do you call a hill that’s a comedian? “Hill-arious.”
Part of the 43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 “Old Town Road” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 "Ice Bucket" Edition
In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
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