2001 Vintage: The Little Mountain

What do you call a mountain that’s always cold? “Chilly-manjaro.”

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »

It was framed.read more »

Because you can see right through them.read more »

Kid: I had a thought. Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »

Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot! Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »

Because the students were too bright.read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »

Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said? Dad: What an od...read more »

Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »

In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »

Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop? A: No luggage, ...read more »

Kid: What time is it? Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »

Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »

@MIRC_Ghost12/29/2009 07:33Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@Macarena_Dancer09/16/1998 09:56Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!

@Breakfast_Club_B02/18/2004 10:44Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.

@Charlie_Bit_Me08/25/1998 07:07Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@About_Dot_Com03/17/2006 18:56The human guide to online humor.

@Mondo_Media_X05/30/2006 06:15Top tier web animation humor!

@Streamer_Pro_9911/28/1996 23:54Thanks for the donation and the joke!