2023 Legacy: The Little Moon

Why did the moon go to the dentist? To get its “craters” filled.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Because she will let it go.read more »

Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »

Kid: Dad, my nose is running. Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »

Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »

In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »

In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »

Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt? A: It’s a big waist ...read more »

Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall? A...read more »

Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said? Dad: What an od...read more »

They don’t want to get beaten.read more »

He was outstanding in his field.read more »

Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory? A: H...read more »

In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »

Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »

@Terminator_T80010/17/2011 14:26I’ll be back... to read this again.

@Net_Addict_200010/21/2007 01:55My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.

@Melrose_Place_Fan02/09/1998 03:57Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Keyboard_Warrior06/02/2000 05:43F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!

@Blink_Tag_User02/06/1995 06:00<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>

@Toolbar_Hater03/06/2004 10:47My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!