What do you call a frog that’s a pilot? A “fly-catcher.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
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Because they cantaloupe.read more »
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Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Smooth joke, very smooth.
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